1, one brother asks me to have a meal, but see there is 4 Lenten only on the desk, do not have meat or fish. My heart one horizontal stroke, want to let brushstroke of this brother spend money, I owe lest in vain a big his favor. I am then big hand one brandish, cry: "Clerk, come a big flesh! " does the clerk ask what big flesh to want? I say vaguely none: "The beef of braise in soy sauce in convenient cover! "The beef of braise in soy sauce in convenient cover!!
2, the ear hammer of 110 thousand, hand catenary of 220 thousand, the condole of 560 thousand drops, the necklace of 820 thousand, a crystal of 60 thousand sends outside. Recommend strongly ebulliently in manager of the other side below, I find both funny and annoying the ground spent 1288 yuan to be taken entirely. At last, I say voice: "Thank manager! " " well! How do you know I surname man? " the other side asks questioningly. "You look with respect to 30 years old ah! " the eyes that manager of stage of aunt of sex appeal of prep against rich voice expects, I am perfunctory against one's will.
3, before one girl is sent to me! Tianjin! An Wei! Hunan! Jiangxi! 4 omit a name! I think she sends a fault! Did not respond her! Just know later for years distressed! Regret to did not read well in those days.
4, the boy that the course of state of mind that just moves to buy house of Beijing, Guangzhou, Shanghai, Shenzhen now resembles not poor other people probably clear enters palace, hesitant all the time otherwise should be cut, consider 15 years old from 5 years old, saw what others home cut already auspicioused day through going up, be in eventually be enlightened, one knife goes down, hear on the side someone cries greatly " : Big clear government was over, china the Republic of China held water! China the Republic of China held water!!
5, " old father, is old Mom cold to you violent? " " favour, is your daughter-in-law cold to you also violent? " " alas, did not say, we stand to be nodded closely, this day is closed outside the balcony still is quite cold. This day is closed outside the balcony still is quite cold..
6, a brand stands on the lawn before schoolboy dormitory, the new student reads aloud: "Qing Qing's grass, be afraid of your foot. " old boy: "New student? Read every the last word into the four tones of classical Chinese phonetics please! ! ! !!