disappear vi.使…不存在；使…消失

mosquito n.蚊子

ego n.自我; 自负;

连美丽的白云都被腹黑到这种程度，脑洞好大哦！

1. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.

有些人就像云，当他们消失的时候，一天都变的那么美好。

笑人这种事，太高端，还是让我来吧！

2.life is too short to be serious all the time. So , if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you.

人生太短，不要总是一脸严肃，态度认真。要学会笑一笑，如果你实在笑不出来怎么办？给我打电话呀！让我来笑你。

如果你被某人气的牙痒痒，恨不得一巴掌拍过去，教给你一个方法，保证你想扇就扇，扇的爽快！

3. When you really, really want to slap someone, do it. Just make sure you say "mosquito" when you do.

如果你真的超级无敌想扇一个人，那就扇吧！不要要确保在扇的时候一定要说“蚊子”。

如果遇到狂妄且无知的人，用这句话来怼他简直是浑然天成！

4. If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

如果我想自杀我就会爬向你高高的自我然后跳进你超低的智商。